40 Ordinary Signs That Became Suspicious When People Misused Quotations…LOL!

When used properly, quotation marks can be a very useful (and necessary) tool in writing. When abused, though, they make even the most innocent sentences worthy of some serious suspicion. You see, quotation marks have a very special place in a sentence and when they’re misplaced, they can be hilarious or horrendous. These signs have given me some major trust issues.

If only everyone were this honest.

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Their racial profiling abilities are unparalleled.

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Gender is so just so fluid nowadays.

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We “abide” by health standards.

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This is how people die.

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I’m suddenly a vegetarian.

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This just speaks for itself.

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Definitely not a drug front.

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He’s the one who totally won’t inject your breasts with cement. Totally not that one.

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They won’t judge you if you’re actually just fat.

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Has it been sitting out for two days? Yes. Is there mold on it? No.

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Looks like I’m in that particularly sleazy part of the neighborhood again.

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Sounds like something that therapy could fix.

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“Totally not death” awaits you there.

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Objects in quotation marks. For, you know, reasons.

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Technically it’s upstairs if there’s a basement, right?

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Literally no one is surprised that these are found on a white van.

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Hanging quotation marks are a special kind of torture.

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Well… I mean… I guess you’re right…

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This is America. When writing, learn how to punctuate your own language.

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You can’t even tell me that Walter White isn’t operating out of this place.

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After a week, food safety laws require them to add a second set of quotations.

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Hint hint, wink wink.

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Wait… what?

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I like the forwardness, but maybe buy me a drink first?

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I’m gonna be angry if it’s any of that vegetarian crap.

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…Actually, this one is pretty on-point.

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Your idea of value and mine are completely different, peasant.

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The hard truth about customer service.

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Ah, so we’re at one of THOSE Chinese restaurants.

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Good luck trying to win a shootout against a zombie cop.

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It appears to be doing a striptease as it comes out of the faucet.

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Totally not breathing on the back of your neck and whispering in tongues.

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Pay only with your eternal soul.

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As you can see, the misuse of quotation marks can produce quite the laugh….and plenty of eyebrow raises! Share with your friends so they can have a laugh, too!

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