16 Secret Agent Raccoons Who Think They’re The Next James Bond. I Laughed More Than I Should Have.

James Bond may be the primary guy that you think of when someone says secret agent. However, there are plenty of other well-known spies out there…including these cute, adorable and furry raccoons. Well, sort of. These little guys think they can be the next James Bond, but let’s face it, they – nor anyone else – can match his greatness. Nonetheless, you’re in for a good chuckle.

1. “Everything’s going to plan… I… I got this.”

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2. “No, don’t look at me… just… mind your business, people! I’m a professional!”

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3. “I can scale a wall… totally. I can totally scale this wall.”

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4. “Shhh… just tell me where the diamonds are.”

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5. “AMBUSH!!!”

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6. “I… I’m just gonna… VICTORY!!!”

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7. “SHH! What was that?… Oh, it was just you chewing.”

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8. “Tee hee hee hee!”

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9. “Dammit, Rob, how can we’get away’ if the getaway car isn’t working??”

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10. “I’ll just distract you and then, ah…”

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11. “… You saw nothing!”

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12. “Uh… this is all part of the plan! Promise!”

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13. “Alright, now to make my grand escape… GODDAMMIT.”

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14. “… I meant to do this.”

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15. “Gonna be super sneaky… oops. No, wrong way.”

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16. “Uh… guys? I changed my mind, I don’t think this is gonna work…”

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I dunno, Raccoons. Maybe you should just stick to being couch potatoes…

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Maybe they would be worthy enough to be touted as a sidekick? Nice try, but nah…

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