James Bond may be the primary guy that you think of when someone says secret agent. However, there are plenty of other well-known spies out there…including these cute, adorable and furry raccoons. Well, sort of. These little guys think they can be the next James Bond, but let’s face it, they – nor anyone else – can match his greatness. Nonetheless, you’re in for a good chuckle.
1. “Everything’s going to plan… I… I got this.”
2. “No, don’t look at me… just… mind your business, people! I’m a professional!”
3. “I can scale a wall… totally. I can totally scale this wall.”
4. “Shhh… just tell me where the diamonds are.”
5. “AMBUSH!!!”
6. “I… I’m just gonna… VICTORY!!!”
7. “SHH! What was that?… Oh, it was just you chewing.”
8. “Tee hee hee hee!”
9. “Dammit, Rob, how can we’get away’ if the getaway car isn’t working??”
10. “I’ll just distract you and then, ah…”
11. “… You saw nothing!”
12. “Uh… this is all part of the plan! Promise!”
13. “Alright, now to make my grand escape… GODDAMMIT.”
14. “… I meant to do this.”
15. “Gonna be super sneaky… oops. No, wrong way.”
16. “Uh… guys? I changed my mind, I don’t think this is gonna work…”
I dunno, Raccoons. Maybe you should just stick to being couch potatoes…
Maybe they would be worthy enough to be touted as a sidekick? Nice try, but nah…